I think I know where that rabbit is......check the pot on the stove!

@Andrew Davis  I would look at the reasons its in the condition its in.. many make the statement the previous owner let it go to pot.. that's an easy one... what I have seen if this is C or D class is that they can be almost impossible to keep up and keep rented.. turn over and damage kills the property and you end up in the same boat as the seller is sitting in right now..

The other neighbor, in the house next door, calls me to complain about them parking the tow trucks in the driveway because he's a gumpy old pot head.  

Finish the look with updated lights, potted plants on either side of the door, and a new, high-end knocker and handle.

That is impossible of course, but boiling a pot of water is pretty easy.

The tenant left a pot of boiling oil on the stove and caused a massive kitchen fire.

Thanks for the welcome @Rachel Pervis this is definitely a melting pot of information.

I bet over 80% who send out first batch and fail never do another ... as for us Californians its like those that got rich in the gold mining days.. they were the one's selling the pots and pans  :)  best of luck 

All I'm looking to do is stir the pot really.

Is it the legal pot?