They think they are prince/princess but too bad not living in a palace.

One of my friends, Princess Zulu, has been helping that effort.

To stay with your mystical creature theme, you just have to kiss a lot frogs before you find your prince/princess (or in this case wholesaler). 

Quote from @Princess Small: Congratulations! 

Am I doing something wrong, or just encountering the expected high % of deals that aren't worth doing (the frogs, with the princesses yet to be discovered)?

But if one's a prince or princess thinking they can buy whatever they want? 

Before this public declaration I had already told my Thai Princess, "I am not selling a single mobile home to anyone, no matter what the profits are" and that is my personal choice that I don't impose on anyone.My day job is in customer service, technical support.

I just like princess rehabs....carpet and paint.  

Unless you're in Orlando and want princess-themed bedrooms, I wouldn't worry about it. 

Try incorporating a game room or movie room and when you theme it don't just buy a Mickey comforter and frame and call it a day, really try to make each room unique (Star Wars room, Avengers room, Princess, Harry Potter etc) and go above and beyond.