I'm a licensed lender in Washington (and many other states), I invest as a "side hustle" and grew up in Seattle, so I feel your pain.  

They have no ****ing idea.Your $500k salary likely has a 401k, health, vision, dental, etc.

Yes, managing definitely can be a pain.

You won't regret keeping this after 5 years, but you may feel the pain of it the first 5 years. 

@Phillip Austin feel your pain!

All of that being said I think you have to get to a place in life where your current situation is more painful than the pain it takes to figure it out.

I thought I saw it listed as a half way house or mental health housing.

But they are a pain in the butt to deal with.

At the same time I find myself participating in other forums I used to ignore, like the taxes and short term rentals forums, because those have become bigger focus areas (and pain points!)

For example, I recently made a loan to a house flipper, partnering with my self-directed 401(k) and Health Savings Account (HSA).