I pre screened a lovely lady over the phone who  just had a divorce.

Or you know, you could just stop fat-fingering the sales price when you punch in the numbers.Again, I kind of see where you are coming from, but your approach could definitely use some work!

One story that I loved was a lady that called me at my cell phone directly (not though our CallRail numbers) and we set up an appointment.

Visualize digging your fingers in the ground, it grabs hold.

I'm crossing my fingers and hoping the other quotes come back more reasonable! 

I got mine through a run in at a grocery store, the lady had 200+ homes, it took about a year to get the list of homes together and I assigned packages of 10 to buyers, that took about 9 months.

Lady bought it for a song, and once it was dug up, it was like 10k to fix. 

We have a great market here and I have had several deals slip through my fingers.  

I was having a conversation with a lady I just met about real estate.

The plumber opened up three walls, never called the management company, finished the job in less then 5 hours, charged my unsuspecting tenant, an older lady, whooping $2400 (about $500 per hour) and left.