Your best bet is to make a video recording of the noise with a date and time stamp. 

Basically you self diagnosed and say you needed one, then you get a letter rubber stamped by a professional.

There is canned software that removes bad email addresses, but canned software does not work with my software.We do 80,000 direct mail letters every year and the cost is about 80 cents per letter  (or $64,000 per year) when you consider the paper, envelope, label and stamp.

All you're doing is substituting expensive homes for stamps, cars, art, etc...Hey, if you can afford it, why do you feel the need for approval. 

I pay people to put out signs for me, help with mailing campaigns (envelopes, stamps and labels), create mailing lists for me doing research on public records ect.

City impact fees per unit Utility infrastructure fee per unit, fire suppression whole building, closing cost, permit fee, engineering stamp fees, fire walls before you buy a single brick.

If people don’t know that you have assets, then they are less likely to sue because there’s no use in suing people that qualify for food stamps.

I would rip out the deck and patio and build it up, then pour a nice stamped concrete patio. with good slope.

Next step, order a notary stamp and recording booklet. 

Sometimes this is referred to as your "Strike Price" which is calculated by taking the sales price and subtracting allowable (commissions, closing costs, tax stamps, exchange fees etc.).