My questions are many... but the main ones are a) how would an unemployed person like me extract my ex-'s share of equity to get them out of the property?

I am very interested in mobile homes right now that is my main excitement.

Remaining Mortgage: 152K.I currently have about 50K in cash.My main thought was to find a cash flowing rental in the 150-200K mark and use my entire HELOC on property A to fund it. 

@Gary R UrenIf the property is zoned for only one home you most likely will not be able to do thisPossibly it could be 123 main st unit a vs b but that is a post office issue and good luck dealing with the post office on this issueI would talk to them and put to mailboxes in the front and see if they can separate it by A and B unit

Basically, what you'd be doing is reaching out to a lender and letting them know "I'm planning to buy 123 Main Street in 3 days with cash.

I mainly handle the entirety of our leasing/marketing departments so since I'm able to cut the time I spend on showings in half, I'm finding a lot more time to reach out to new leads and form genuine connections with prospectives which really pays off when it's time to sign a lease! 

So far, my main background is in wholesaling.

Main reason for this is that you need egress out of the bedroom.  

And the main reason that people place investment property into an LLC is for anonymity.

The master has the same laminate as the main floor and the 2 bedrooms have carpet.