Was a little irritated that she didn't follow the procedure (call my business line and leave a VM which I will return.) and instead called my cell (for emergency issues that don't require Police, EMS, or Fire) during dinner.

Reading into your post..... it sounds like the environment you are in is more toxic than the property.Filter all the noise the people around you are delivering you and what you are reading.  

Not to mention the fact that it is extremely toxic to produce solar panels, therefore making large scale production bad for the environment we are trying to protect.I have a solar panel for my automatic gate, it stops working in the winter when the sun falls lower and the days can get more overcast.

Don't count on the seller to do your figuring, that'll make you very poor, very quickly.)The suggestions to insist upon the schedule E or the tax returns are interesting- most investors can figure out what a building needs(in terms of capex and operating expenses) and what the rents and vacancy rate should be(as those are functions of area, the economy, curb appeal, management skill, and so on,) so if I were selling a 10 unit and a buyer insisted upon my seeing any part of my tax return, I'd consider that buyer to be an irritant and I'd find one who was capable of doing their own proper due diligence.

We use the antifreeze folks put into their RV water tanks (it's not toxic).If your meter is in the building (basement hopefully), you should be able to take apart the joint below the meter, then open all of the faucets in the property to drain the lines.  

Most venture financing is toxic and probably imputes more risk to these portals and thus misaligns their interests with those of the crowdfunding investors they serve.  

You'll just irritate them and spoil your future chances if doing business later.Go track open probates and contact the PR's who have big problems that you can help resolve.

This is toxic thinking in my view because an education is no less an income producing asset than a house.  

I'd love to pick their brain"The irritating truth is that private money is private for some really good reason, and you have to put in some work to draw it out.

Then the mother of all bubble burst 08.. simply because of toxic mortgages , lending practices. the government with the IDEA that every one should own a HOme..