That fat ugly girl sitting at the end of the bar starts looking pretty good, after you've had enough drinks.  

We have to be careful (and i’m guilty of this a lot) not to make a deal sound good in our heads by “trimming the fat” so to speak.

@Mitch Messer  wow, I totally screwed that one up with a "fat finger".

I don't just bring you a buyer, I bring you a qualified investor with a fat checkbook that won't waste our time.

Those are my top faves and most impactful as well. 

The answer about whether or not you would be eligible is a big fat "it depends". 

@Chris Sukala and of course I fat fingered the submit before proof reading.

I learned a lot on how to get everything in writing with contractors using the fat pay method.

So I will have to say with a heavy heart that I did not fully continue and complete a lot of the podcast that I was listening to and I got up to 30 and they were talking about how uncool it is to speak of a deal from the start and that a deal is on the table and I'm looking for a partner and so on......so yeah I feel now  slightly dumb and know better than to ask something like that and of course I welcome anyone and everyone to talk to me and get to know me some more such as asking about my past for being in the military or my kids or my very fat and Annoying Cat.

It sucks but I’ve cut even mor fat out of our household and personal budgets since my decision