I will also get to exercise my scrubbing muscles cleaning the kitchen, which is currently coated with a layer of grease, presumably from the 3 deep fryers in the house.

If you wait say another 30 days...just because....you haven't exercised that right.

Lying is very serious charge for an agent.. it could lead to fruad in the inducement of contract and all other manner of bad things for them.. 

If yes, a lender will never exercise due on sale if the loan is current.

hello all, I'm a veteran, and I just landed a client that is 100% disabled, in my efforts to exercise due diligence in regards to his best Interest,(he's a buyer) I need to know what all I should look for, in regards to giving him the best representation, I know that his funding fee will be refunded(if he's charged one) and that he should have zero tax liability, but is there anything I'm missing?

It would be an exercise to put some of the knowledge to action! 

For fun, put in a time range in your spreadsheet that includes the end of February 2016, and then calculate the bill for that time range by hand and check that against the spreadsheet.If you have found the Fountain of Youth, also repeat that exercise for the end of February 2100. 

Most I'm aware of will let you finance 10 properties with them no matter how many other financed properties you have elsewhere.Line up other portfolio lenders that fit your needs so you exercise you plan and make it a successful year.

In none of these cases has the IRS exercised its right to redeem.  

BUT you want to help support them and their business as much as you can and so you will be looking for a long-term tenant to take their place and if so, you will be exercising your own 60 day notice to vacate.