but, if I'm a millionaire, I really couldn't care less if you saved or made me a thousand bucks--I've got much bigger fish to fry!

If you can't save and be diligent about building a reserve, you have bigger fish to fry than buying investment property.

I have done 100s and 100s and 100s  of move ins withe Sec 8, and they still fail us for a door rubbing on the carpet, or those .50 little plastic caps that cover the screws that hold down the toilet.  

If it's rented every weekend, maybe it could be higher Fri/Sat and then lower Sun-Thur.

Too many people dont understand that there is destructive debt-debt on assets that depreciate in value such as car payments and typical overspending of plastic; And constructive debt-debt which enables one to borrow at one rate and use those funds to acquire assets that appreciate in value and return a much higher rate-such as real estate. 

Its no big deal, its just rolled out plastic. 3) Replace missing shingles.

With the respect that all humans and in addition our elders, deserve.Quoting a line from Fried Green Tomatoes "I'm old, I'm not a child."

Using materials with a higher density than water, composites, metal, plastics etc. etc. you can either do something and hope it floats, or you can find the necessary equations and figure out first the weight of it all, cross reference that with the water displacement weight, and calculate FIRST whether the boat will float or not.Everyone that does DMM is basically building boats this first method.EVERYONE that does DMM is  shoots arrows in the dark, and HOPE some will stick.

I have collections ons Wed, Th and Fri. 

You are not dealing with plastic houses and hotels on a Monopoly board!