I figured I would save everyone the Vegas/Casino puns and get right to the point. 

Ha.. pun not intended.

She does have a deposit on file, but that will likely be entirely eaten up with the other damages she has already (no pun intended).

Its not all sunshine and rainbows (pun intended) yet.

With this new development (no pun intended) I would love to connect with some builders who might be looking to meet some new agents or bring in some fresh faces. 

I’m not a fan of opening up a bunch of credit cards just for sign up bonuses, but they have some compelling points (no pun intended).  

It was literally a sign that I should place an order (no pun intended).I wondered if you all had any suggestions on where to place my signs.

(weak pun intended)Put 5% down, owner-occupied, and the place appreciated about 600% worth of what we put in (CoC ROI) since June 2016.It was cash flowing it’s first year as a rental, even with just 5% down.

I've raked up a backyard and filled up 4 full sized 50 gallon trash bags of poop after a tenant only being there 1 year (so yeah, I've seen some sh**,  pun intended).The dog isn't necessarily a deal breaker, but you should for sure get a decent sized non-refundable pet fee up front, plus an extra monthly fee that will cover the renovations to put the place back together when they leave. 

have you talked to all parties about options (no pun intended) for the purchase?