The loan term explicitly lists the person as the non recourse guarantor.

Build relationships and don't treat every person as a transaction, and these types of things won't happen to you.We lend to plenty of investors who use the same wholesalers time and time again and don't try to do any of these things because the numbers work for everyone.Build a quality book of business and none of these things will be issues.

Lori will bonus her  send her a very NICE X mas gift etc etc..

Making 200 calls per person a day or more with a multi phone line dialer.   

Not a pot to piss in during the worst of them, but my father desperately trying to be a SERIOUS person, a SERIOUS businessman, someone to be taken SERIOUSLY.

You could try your hand at one of the numerous online services that advertise this stuff but I've found it better to start the relationship early with an actual person as opposed to a faceless online service. 

@Lance LvovskyCan you refer me to this person as well please ?

Create a persona for chatgpt such that it answers like a human on a forum, rather than simply producing a listicle

A multi-member LLC would also be a good candidate for a good tax person - a third party , that must also be paid for yearly like the tax return .

But a very persona choice because there are sooo many paths.