He gently tapped something.

Well no one twisted me and hubs arm but we did sign up for the $10.5k level they had.

Sent my tech over and they had the flex line to the tank so twisted it cut off flow to lp, new one for me but it's real!

They are a lenders attorney and deal with a lot of creditor rights and draft all our docs for us (note, loan agreement, personal guarantee) and work with title on deed of trust  I'm just literally starting out so the state is not yet decided but if my arm was twisted I'd pick Ohio. 

The twist is that banks consider it a commercial loan and not a private loan, despite it being a residential property, is there a work around for this problem?

We gently suggested they not leave food out. 

For me, everytime I think my life is on a straight road next thing I know here comes an unexpected twist and turn.

Part, yes, I am a sick twisted addict to this sport called Real Estate BUT also we had all the incentives for it via % based fee for service.   

So we tip toe gently through that area here in OTR.

This might be a little twisted.