Final Post, with numbers, April 17th, 2020
Time for the final numbers post. Cashflow wise I'm doing great. However, I wound up leaving about 20% of ARV in the deal so not exactly a home run there. But I didn't lose money, it was a MAJOR rehab considering it was my first one and as everyone else says I learned a ton. And that is how I would love to wrap up my last post for this rehab. But of course, that's not going to happen. Mr. Murphy and I became really good friends during this adventure and he feels he should have the last word.
Numbers on the day I refinanced and tenants had moved in:
Cashflow = $310/month WOO HOO!!! ($706/month before vacancy, repairs, capex, management fees)
Money left in deal = $42,000 (20% of ARV) Booooooo
ARV = $210,000 (also less than my initial estimate) Booooooooo
And now for Mr. Murphy to bring it all home. When the tenants moved in and I was refinanced and life was good those were indeed my numbers. For about 3 weeks. 3 glorious weeks where I was making money and wasn't getting any phone calls. The cement was ripped up and a new drain line laid without further incident. I had a whole 3 glorious weeks and then bam, we're back to normal. I get a call and the tenants have no water. I kind of knew what it was, I figured the sand filter was full and sent my well guy out to empty it. My well is bringing up very sandy water so I had a fancy (read expensive) sand filter installed. It was supposed to need emptying every 3 months or so and that would eventually trickle down to almost never as the well settled. It has been 3 weeks since last emptied0. Now this filter is about 5 ft tall and a foot wide. When you empty it you empty a lot of sand. Sand that has been pulled up from underground. In florida. On a much more frequent basis than originally planned. Can anyone else see the issue here? Sinkholes people, sinkholes. My very own, self inflicted sinkhole. Hey maybe I can name it if I cause it. Anyway a potential sinkhole was always in my head anyway and now it is for sure a big concern. And apparently not just my concern. As my well guy was emptying the sand my neighbor came out and caused a hard time. He saw all the sand and was also concerned. Happy friendly words like "sue" and "liable" were brought out and things went downhill fast. Long story long I had ANOTHER well drilled. Its fitting really. 3 wells on the property to go with the 3 septic tanks. That was an additional $4,300. Im saying since I was already refinanced and had done my numbers that this is just a very early on CAPEX expense. The well has been drilled and Im finally done with the house.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, done. Never! Literally as I was writing this I got a call from my insurance company. They said that they noticed on my 4-point inspection that one of my water heaters is really old. I said ok, cool story bro, thanks for noticing. Well they would like me to replace it. Huh? Replace my perfectly fine water heater b/c its old? The water heaters were literally the ONLY thing in the house I didn’t replace. Oh well, its one of the smaller 20ish gallon ones. Not the end of the world to replace right? But unfortunately it is. Of course it is. Why wouldn’t it be. The previous owner installed the water heater and then built the closet around it. And in his infinite wisdom he installed a door that is smaller than the water heater! I told the insurance company no. Well I told my insurance broker no. She is going to go back and fight with the company. We will see. I also told my broker that I will change companies before I rip out a closet to swap out a perfectly good hot water heater. This will be my last post. There will always be more but the house is essentially done and I think that’s enough follies for now. Hmmmm, tankless, I could do a tankless!!! No closet ripout. Thanks for the help guys!
Your Friend,
Mr. Murphy