One my tenants recently bought a new full size bed and the box springs wouldn't fit upstairs. Her dad told her 'I' could simply take the stair treads off. We'll asked her if she was nuts? Then she said her dad said 'I' could cut the box springs down to make them fit. Again, I laughed at her and said, not a chance. She took the bed back.
Same Tenant.. Why is my heater thingy flashing, filter? Because you need to replace the furnace filter. Whats that? I will come over and show you. I get there, you mean I have to touch that dirty thing. No, you can pay my contractor 50 bucks to come over and do it.. I will do it.
A possible new tenant asked if I could install a fence around the back yard. I said, No why. He said, well it would be for our mix lab. I asked mix with what? He said Pitt Bull. I said, no. You cannot have that dog on my property. I never heard back from him.
Another tenant asked if I could install a new light switch in the kitchen closer to the door on another wall, because she didn't like to have to walk half way into a dark kitchen to turn the light on. I said, no, buy a night light. The wall where she wanted to new switch is ceramic tile.
Same tenant. Can you buy us a dual flush toilet. No, but you can buy one and pay my contractor to install it.. OK, thanks!
Many times.. Tenant request.. Can I borrow $500, sure $575 due next pay day.