Thank you very much for answering my question. Clearly you are one of the superstars and it means a lot. I hadn't touched my profile in months. That was a good analogy with the paper bag. Well I added a photo now and added more to my description. It's not nearly as awesome as yours is.
You mentioned that there is plenty I should be doing right now that won't cost a penny. I figure I should be finding deals through Loopnet and Realtor and contacting Agents, and then analyzing those to find out how much I could pay for them.
I'm tempted to buy pro so I can use the calculator. I have a calculator of my own in a Google Spreadsheet, which I like because I know how the numbers are interacting to form the results. I have a concern that the number isn't realistic.
I just found a 7 unit apartment building in Columbus on Loopnet. I put the numbers into my calculator. They ask $3,550,000. That's too much.
I watch the Bigger Pockets Webinars. Brandon Turner reccomends 12% return and $100 Cashflow per unit per month. The value that would get me to 12% cash-on-cash, according to this calculator, is approximately $1,250,000, and would make a Cashflow of $31,337. That sounds unrealistic because it's way more than $8,400, which is $700 x 12.
Are there more professional calculators out there that don't cost much, or is mine okay?