@Harris L. "If I live in California any non-CA LLC (with or without a partner) that I directly own I have to pay the CA FTB $800."
This is not necessarily true. Obviously if a foreign LLC is registered in California, it's on the hook for the $800.
But if a foreign LLC isn't registered in California, the issue is whether or not the LLC is doing business in California.
And the mere fact that a California resident is a member of the LLC does not necessarily mean that the LLC is doing business in California.
If you, for example, while residing in California, perform in any capacity on behalf of the LLC, the FTB says that this LLC is deemed to be doing business in California and would subject to the $800 and tax filing.
However, if you are truly a mere passive investor with, say, a partner who lives in Georgia (for example) and manages the Georgia properties owned by the Georgia LLC, the Georgia LLC is not considered to be doing business in California and is not subject to the $800 and tax filing.
There are a handful of states where residency of a member/partner will trigger a filing requirement for an LLC or limited partnership, but California isn't one of them.
"and any LLC that my non-CA LLC owns even if the child non-CA LLC is a disregarded entity I also need to pay the yearly CA FTB $800 fee."
Not necessarily, for the same reason as above. The issue is "doing business." Now, if foreign child LLC were doing business in California, then foreign parent LLC would have to file and pay the $800, but not necessarily the other way around.
This is pretty basic stuff that any California CPA should know, so I'm surprised that yours doesn't.