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All Forum Posts by: Joe Cummings

Joe Cummings has started 32 posts and replied 330 times.

Post: I am now convinced.....

Joe CummingsPosted
  • Philly Burbs, PA
  • Posts 338
  • Votes 133
Originally posted by @Karen Hurd:

John HornerKevin Delaney - Here is my answer....Each of my cash buyers( I'm going to refer to them as Investors, because I don't think that you guys like the cash buyers thing, though all of mine are 100% cash.) are attracted to different properties. 

I don't know if you have heard about the "distressed, blighted, zombie" properties on Long Island or not....I have found, on my own, over 50 of these properties by driving around on my own and because I was once a very good Republian Girlfriend..to, well.....a very good Republican ex Boyfriend.... whom Is still a close friend..... I have a rough total of 125.....They are all different and occupy every single town on Long Island. Many of them are in the most gorgeous areas I've ever seen and are on huge pieces of beautiful land, in blue ribbon school districts and no sex offenders. I'm getting to the answer...just hang in there....

 I have tons of investors....they are like ants; they are everywhere. I have assigned many of the properties to my Investors. Other investors have zero interest in them because 85% of  the properties would require digging up Mel Blanc and having him blow them up with dynamite (total tear downs,) B. They have zero interest in building a 3/2 on 12 acres of gorgeous land.

 I have many many many  investors that have 100% zero interest...I'm dead pan serious... they wouldn't pick up the phone, on their own,  at any point, in their entire lifetime, to call a realtor, seeking the property which requires their exact specs, formula...whatever you want to call it... This town, this block, these windows, this type of Church Bell, and have 300 bedrooms...I don't know, but I think you get my point. They text me. 

THIS is where I come in as a wholesaler. While my Investor Tom, his wife, 2.3 kids (I never understood what that meant,) his Boat Manager, and Chef are on their private Yacht on their way to Bermuda... They text me what it is they are looking for..... and say....GO FETCH. There is absolutely nothing baleful or corrupt going on in my mind when I approach a realtor. I am not asking for special treatment, I am not asking for them to "mark up the MLS deal", which honestly; I never heard of before until today, when John mentioned it. I am simply asking the realtor to fill the needs of one of my investors and Oh...guess what?? If she or he has what the investor is looking for...I get to feed myself, and buy Laundry Detergent too!!!!

No peccadillo, but I have many investors that just don't like realtors. They like wholesalers a whole banana bunch better. I take at least 50 to 60 pics of the house inside and out, I find out about rehab, updates, taxes, the electrical system, are there tenants, floors, garages, central air, did anyone die in the house.....(yes, I was once asked.)...Blah, Blah, Blah...put it on a postlet, text them the link and get an answer....

 To be quite dispassionate, one should consider the fact that I have roughly 40 to 55 houses, sitting there, with families of Raccoons  living in them rent free, and are BBQing wabbits in their backyards. 

I really really hope this bring some clarity to you guys because I gotta go. One of the Raccoons has invited me over for dinner.

Cheers,

Karen

 Zombie Homes. 

The problem with zombie homes is most zombies are low on cash, and have poor credit (Banks consider being undead a poor risk)

But maybe you already have the most valuable part of the zombie homes.

How many pictures do you have?

Enough for a website?

Who doesn't get drawn in by pictures like this?

Once you get the web traffic, then you get the paid advertising

The word "Zombie" is kind of trending right now, I'd use it in your domain name.

If you think I'm nuts, you're probably right. But ask yourself this 45 posts to this thread in 2 days, do you think Karen knows how to get attention?

Post: Use of Factoring Co

Joe CummingsPosted
  • Philly Burbs, PA
  • Posts 338
  • Votes 133

Using a factoring company makes you look bad to your customers. Makes you look "hard up for cash"

Post: I am now convinced.....

Joe CummingsPosted
  • Philly Burbs, PA
  • Posts 338
  • Votes 133
Originally posted by @Karen Hurd:

John HornerKevin Delaney - Here is my answer....Each of my cash buyers( I'm going to refer to them as Investors, because I don't think that you guys like the cash buyers thing, though all of mine are 100% cash.) are attracted to different properties. 

I don't know if you have heard about the "distressed, blighted, zombie" properties on Long Island or not....I have found, on my own, over 50 of these properties by driving around on my own and because I was once a very good Republian Girlfriend..to, well.....a very good Republican ex Boyfriend.... whom Is still a close friend..... I have a rough total of 125.....They are all different and occupy every single town on Long Island. Many of them are in the most gorgeous areas I've ever seen and are on huge pieces of beautiful land, in blue ribbon school districts and no sex offenders. I'm getting to the answer...just hang in there....

 I have tons of investors....they are like ants; they are everywhere. I have assigned many of the properties to my Investors. Other investors have zero interest in them because 85% of  the properties would require digging up Mel Blanc and having him blow them up with dynamite (total tear downs,) B. They have zero interest in building a 3/2 on 12 acres of gorgeous land.

 I have many many many  investors that have 100% zero interest...I'm dead pan serious... they wouldn't pick up the phone, on their own,  at any point, in their entire lifetime, to call a realtor, seeking the property which requires their exact specs, formula...whatever you want to call it... This town, this block, these windows, this type of Church Bell, and have 300 bedrooms...I don't know, but I think you get my point. They text me. 

THIS is where I come in as a wholesaler. While my Investor Tom, his wife, 2.3 kids (I never understood what that meant,) his Boat Manager, and Chef are on their private Yacht on their way to Bermuda... They text me what it is they are looking for..... and say....GO FETCH. There is absolutely nothing baleful or corrupt going on in my mind when I approach a realtor. I am not asking for special treatment, I am not asking for them to "mark up the MLS deal", which honestly; I never heard of before until today, when John mentioned it. I am simply asking the realtor to fill the needs of one of my investors and Oh...guess what?? If she or he has what the investor is looking for...I get to feed myself, and buy Laundry Detergent too!!!!

No peccadillo, but I have many investors that just don't like realtors. They like wholesalers a whole banana bunch better. I take at least 50 to 60 pics of the house inside and out, I find out about rehab, updates, taxes, the electrical system, are there tenants, floors, garages, central air, did anyone die in the house.....(yes, I was once asked.)...Blah, Blah, Blah...put it on a postlet, text them the link and get an answer....

 To be quite dispassionate, one should consider the fact that I have roughly 40 to 55 houses, sitting there, with families of Raccoons  living in them rent free, and are BBQing wabbits in their backyards. 

I really really hope this bring some clarity to you guys because I gotta go. One of the Raccoons has invited me over for dinner.

Cheers,

Karen

 Cool :)

Post: How To Afford A Lambo?

Joe CummingsPosted
  • Philly Burbs, PA
  • Posts 338
  • Votes 133

Lambo does nothing for me.

Now a really nice V-Tail Bonanza,,,,,,,,,,,

Post: Where to start - waterfront mixed use development

Joe CummingsPosted
  • Philly Burbs, PA
  • Posts 338
  • Votes 133

Industrial? What kind of industries? Look at not only the current use, but also historic uses. You've got environmental concerns to think about.

Post: How To Afford A Lambo?

Joe CummingsPosted
  • Philly Burbs, PA
  • Posts 338
  • Votes 133

A Lambo? Really? If I see someone driving a Lambo, I pull up next to them so can see if they are a flamer of a coked up pole dancer

Post: How To Afford A Lambo?

Joe CummingsPosted
  • Philly Burbs, PA
  • Posts 338
  • Votes 133

A Lambo? Really? If I see someone driving a Lambo, I pull up next to them so can see if they are a flamer or a coked up pole dancer

Post: Dumb mistake - Dealing with utilities

Joe CummingsPosted
  • Philly Burbs, PA
  • Posts 338
  • Votes 133

So the first tenant intercepted the bills that were being sent in your name?

Post: Baltimore County. Another high water bill.

Joe CummingsPosted
  • Philly Burbs, PA
  • Posts 338
  • Votes 133
Originally posted by @Steve Babiak:
Originally posted by @Joe Cummings:
Originally posted by @Nicole A.:

...

 Back in the early 90's we got a real bad cold snap in Philly. My buddy's water meter in his tire shop froze and broke. There were broken pipes all over the city and he couldn't get them to come out to replace the meter. So I cut and threaded a piece of pipe to fit in the meter yoke and replaced the busted meter with a piece of pipe.

He must have called the water department 20 times over the next year telling them he needed a new meter. Finally he got sick of talking to them.

That piece of pipe was still there when he moved out 12 years later. The water department insisted that his bills were "actual readings" the whole time.

Well, they might have been relying on remote meter readings, where the meter settings are read over a wire or transmitter of some sort. And since the reading doesn't move, it is the actual reading from the meter ...

One REO I bought in the dead of winter; it had been winterized and it was left that way for a couple of months after I took over the gas bill. Did not turn on the heat, so there was no gas usage. Gas company scheduled meter replacement, probably due to the appearance of low readings :) Gas company tech that did the replacement said it happens that way a lot.

 Steve, if I was hearing the story, I would think the same thing.

But I dug the trench for the plumber with my backhoe when the water service was put into that building in the late 80's. There was no other meter. and no remote reading device. Just a mechanical meter in a yoke with no wires or any other devices attached.

Post: Baltimore County. Another high water bill.

Joe CummingsPosted
  • Philly Burbs, PA
  • Posts 338
  • Votes 133
Originally posted by @Nicole A.:

Update:

Got a plumbing inspection. No trouble found in the property except a minor toilet leak. The plumber left that out of his report because he agrees that a leak that small doesn't cause a $500 bill. If he puts that in the report, B'more Water will just claim the bill is warranted.

Tested the water meter and it seemed okay. But the meter right next to my meter is broken and mud is caked on the gauge's face. The mud is preventing the needle from moving, hence why that property keeps getting $14 bills. 

This really frustrates me because B'more Water told me that BOTH meters are working. Perhaps I should break the glass off my meter gauge and pack it with mud too! Clearly they still consider that a "working meter". ;-)

It also bugs me that because I had a hearing to fix my bill within the past year, they say I have to wait for a year to pass to get another hearing. And I can't let my bill's balance go above $250. This is ridiculous. 

I will continue fighting it, and curious to see what next quarter's bill will be.

 Back in the early 90's we got a real bad cold snap in Philly. My buddy's water meter in his tire shop froze and broke. There were broken pipes all over the city and he couldn't get them to come out to replace the meter. So I cut and threaded a piece of pipe to fit in the meter yoke and replaced the busted meter with a piece of pipe.

He must have called the water department 20 times over the next year telling them he needed a new meter. Finally he got sick of talking to them.

That piece of pipe was still there when he moved out 12 years later. The water department insisted that his bills were "actual readings" the whole time.