One obvious key that I overlooked when positing any sort of acceptable successful offer : acceptance ratio was, as many have suggested, goal/strategy/market/etc. I temporarily stood behind an egocentric assumption that all investors share MY strategy and would immediately understand from whence I came. Pardon me, as common sense would tell me that's clearly not the case (along with 5min of reading this thread). My strategy is to acquire one SF dwelling per year. I can cherry pick all day long, as it takes me about a year to save 20% down. I don't need a 100% acceptance yet I have had 100% of my offers accepted. Thats when I began to think, "you must be paying too much." Then I recalled the passage I quoted in the title of this thread...and the rest is history. I'm no wiser for the wear regarding ratio, though it's really a moot point, but I have learned a lot about the vast array of investing strategies and made a few connections. With this new perspective, I have to agree that the original post was "vague", "absurd", and "utterly useless". Not bad for my first original thread. Cheers.