Haha, I actually sat down and wrote a poem about life as a landlord. Before we started building our portfolio the wife and I had a several discussions about worst case scenario type stuff. I told her that eventually we will have a tenant die in a unit, we may end up getting death threats, some of our units will get destroyed, we will have a hard time collecting rent sometimes, we will need to evict tenants and some may actually be good people who are just down on their luck. We have had some of these things happen to us but nothing as bad as what we prepared ourselves for. I like to be pessimistic in my numbers and my short term outlook but I am very optimistic in the process and the future we are building. No regrets here after 8 LONG years of being a landlord/small business owner. At least the issues I deal with are my issues that I can handle how I see fit vs working for the man and following someone else’s lead…
I am blessed to be bored,
living life as a landlord.
Business is grand when everything’s slow, no better time to be saving my dough.
No shortage of stunning problems to face, still way better than running the rat-race.
Meeting some applicants at the units I show,
leaves me shaking my head like ah hell no!
Wondering when I will get paid all my rent, then the sob stories all the money got spent.
Trying like mad to elude any feud,
Too many thoughts include being sued.
Constantly looking for that next deal to buy,
then getting outbid like a poke in the eye.
Hours and hours of work on my phone, talking to people but feeling alone.
But when things start to feel sour,
I just think of the dollars per hour.