@Steve K. Yeah, isn't it interesting... I'll give you some more...
NY buyers can be annoying because NY and NJ run their transaction, or at least the initial offering, "reverse" of each other. In NJ, an entire contract is drafted and signed. You need PoF for it to be a legal offer. The contract isn't legally binding until after 3 days OR if you start attorney review. But, in NY apparently if you write down anything that can be construed as a contract (which only take a couple lines / elements--- basic contract law), then you immediately have a contract. So they expect to have the major topic agreed verbally, then go to the attorney to draft the contract.
CA and other "westerly" buyers are constantly recalculating the tax for every property as we tour. So, annoying that its so hard for them to understand that we don't that Prop xx and whatever wackadoodle extra laws. At least in NJ its straight ad valorem, with the various tax assessors updating assessments in a periodic hodgepodge way...
Pre 2007, our attorneys did the closings and the brokers held the initial deposits. So, yeah in those days the attorneys had a lot of "paper prep" to do for their fixed fee. My attorney back then had a stack of active files that ran the width of the paralegals desk. But, the two of them were always attentive to my deals, helping with negotiations and other issues. So, they were definitely hustling.
Now post 2007, apparently the closings have moved to the Title companies and their Closing Departments. I found that annoying since that costs an extra $1k+ to pay for their Closing dept. We didn't have those fees before. It was explained that with the extra regulations and disclosures, it was easier to have the Title company do it... whatever..
Also, now brokerages don't keep any deposits. It was an administrative nightmare.
I agree with your comment about "ignorance of seasoned investors / lawyers." of the transaction. Not everybody is detailed oriented. Then, there is that push for getting a team together. So, some investors I've found are more like a figurehead, basically the source of funds and financing, while everybody else is getting paid to do their job.
So, your broker won't let you take on a rental listing? Or, you mean all the "other PM functions?"