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Posted over 8 years ago

OK Enough celebrating.. back to work!

The check is glued to my forehead so everytime I look into the mirror I see 14K

Ahh yeah... good times.

But back to the properties.

I am working on 3 deals now.

One is  huge one.

One is a Huge headache

And the other one is just somewhere floating in Limbo.

The Awesome one.. is really awesome.

For the first tie I get a house that is just normal. Normal layout, normal/smallish size and the owners seem to like me.

THat one's ARV is about 203K

And the repairs are about 30K and I am getting it for ... HAAA thought I would say it huh?

Tsk Tsk you vultures out there. Until I sign it .. STAY AWAY SHOO fly!

SO I wont talk about that one.

The other oes.. the huge headache.. HUGE house. Multifamily, but that thing needs a ton of work. Kitchen was flooded, basement smells like a dead mermaid.  (They smell horrible!)

I don't even know how to tackle that one. Owner wants to sell it to me because I am just awesome as poop!

Wow poop doesn't get censored? poop poop poop POOOOP!!

Ahh the simple pleasures of life.

Well ok enough poopanigans..

So now I will walk the property with a few contractors and see what I can get for repairs.

THen hopefully I will sign a contract. Then the scary part follows... cash buyers. I really need to grow my list.

And DUDES any wholesalers with a list of CB that tells me they want 50% of the profit YOU CAN SHOVE IT.

What did you do? NOTHING! I rather GIVE the deal to a competitor than submit to your  No-logic greed!

I will give you 10% of profit. Or you can shove off!

OK there!

Till next time!



Comments (2)

  1. Following you.

    Cheers


    1. why thank you.

      Wait.. it should be..

      Jolly good ol chum! :D