What to say on bandit signs?

[Josh Saul]

Hey Folks,

I know people love/hate bandit signs.  I'm going to put up a few and see what happens.  (Gotta be able to provide some experience on that when they call me for the podcast right?!) What do you put on your bandit signs?? Seen anything clever or just keep it simple?  

So far I've seen:

We buy ugly houses. We buy houses fast. We buy houses for cash.   -- What else??

Thanks!

[Cody Alexander]

Best bandit sign I've seen:

There was one that said "I Buy Houses Fast" right below that someone else had put one that said "I Buy Houses Faster". I got a good laugh out of it.