The Smell of Success and total Grossness

The Smell of Success and total Grossness

Real Estate Investor · Norfolk, VA · Member since 2014 · 33 posts · 43 votes

I got a real deal a month ago, a 2/1 950 s/f cottage in a good area with a great lot. Although it was built in the 50's, the previous owner had totally rehabbed it, from the studs out. I'm talking new siding, windows, roof, sheetrock, carpet, wiring, plumbing, hvac, doors, windows, kitchen, bath, basically a brand new house, less than 6 months old. Assessed at 119k, I bought it for 25.  The owner-occupant  had rehabbed it, and had a job transfer, and put it up for sale at $128.

But, he had no offers. So it languished on the market for seasons. And then the squatters came. They didn't trash the place, instead they used the bathtub as a toilet. At first, they used the toilet as a toilet, but it got full to the rim, and they transferred over to the tub. No agent would show the place, no one even had the (fill in here) to go inside. if you even opened the front door, the smell would literally make you gag, if not vomit.

By now, it's summertime, and the smell is starting to waft outside, city  and neighbors complain, and the listing agent is willing to do anything to unload this turd. Having bad sinuses has worked to my advantage, but I put on a breathing apparatus I borrowed from my job, and surveyed inside. Yep, tub and toilet full of feces, now putrid and fermenting. Rest of unit almost like new, even the carpet!

I made an offer of $25k, with a 3 day time limit, as is, where is, with everything included.

They accepted. I closed 21 days later, did a walk around (not thru!) and saw no more squatters.  Hired a septic pumper truck to empty the tub and toilet for $125, and hired a local crackhead, er, handyman to scrub the bathroom and tub spotless for another hundred.  Here's a technique I have been using for years--use ammonia 50/50 with scalding water in a rental carpet scrubber-- to clean and deodorize the carpets.  Worked like a charm. ( Make sure ALL windows and doors are open when you do this!!)Next, put a little carpet fresh in the hvac vents ( floor) and change all filters. Finally, paid a housecleaner to completely clean the entire house for another $100. 

 For less than $500 had the entire place looking AND smelling like new again, rented it for $795 month less than a month after closing.

Sometimes you gotta' look (and smell) past things that others think are disasters!

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Real Estate Investor · Saint Paul, MN · Member since 2014 · 145 posts · 60 votes
11y

Nice!  I really like terrible looking properties for the profit.  However, I can only handle the stress of a big project one at a time and then I need a cool down as well.  

Congratulations, you should write a blog post about Driving for Dollars with the windows down trying to smell for the bargain buys!

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  • Real Estate Investor · Saint Paul, MN · Member since 2014 · 145 posts · 60 votes
    11y

    Nice!  I really like terrible looking properties for the profit.  However, I can only handle the stress of a big project one at a time and then I need a cool down as well.  

    Congratulations, you should write a blog post about Driving for Dollars with the windows down trying to smell for the bargain buys!

  • Investor/Accountant/Builder · Meno, OK · Member since 2014 · 1k+ posts · 918 votes
    11y

    very nice.

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    Rental Property Investor · Milwaukee, WI · Member since 2013 · 6k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    11y

    Other people's trash is someone else's treasure!

  • Real estate investor · Las Vegas · Member since 2013 · 798 posts · 171 votes
    11y

    So the key question is how did you find it?  I am sure the agent was putting zero work into the property.

  • Real Estate Investor · Phoenix, AZ · Member since 2014 · 19 posts · 3 votes
    11y

    Nice! Thanks for sharing!

  • Rental Property Investor · East Wenatchee, WA · Member since 2014 · 10k+ posts · 16k+ votes
    11y

    Nice find and thanks for the carpet cleaning tip!  This 'removable' smell would be better I would think than cat urine.  Not all smells are bargains waiting to happen.   The cat spray gets into everything and is practically impossible to eradicate without lower drywall removal and subfloor sealing!

  • Investor · New York City, NY · Member since 2014 · 370 posts · 85 votes
    11y

    Great job.

  • Rental Property Investor · Manteno, IL · Member since 2009 · 2k+ posts · 2k+ votes
    11y

    Were you tempted for a quick sale at say $90k to make a huge profit and roll that into 2 or 3 houses?

    That house was an absolute killer deal and I, personally, keep every house I get my hands on. But on that one where you're all in at 25k and it appraised out at 120k, I'm wondering if a quick sale at say 90k would have been worth considering - especially since the rent to price ratio is not that strong (rent of $800/mo for a 120k house seems low).

    If you could turn that house into 2 more rentals that have a little bit higher rents to price ratio instead, I'm just wondering if that would be a better way to go.

    But I have to say, I'm a firm believer in keeping everything I can. And the beauty of that house is that you have a TON of equity with the way you stole it - I mean bought it. :-)

    Its amazing how putting in a little extra effort gets us a huge pay day. This deal was all about you putting in the extra effort to deal with the smell and assess the problem and come up with a solution.

    If only we could all get about 1 or 2 of these a year, this investing deal would be easy.
    But after reading this post, I'll definitely let my realtor know she needs to be on the lookout for all the houses that smell like a septic system inside. :-)

  • Investor · Arlington, VA · Member since 2012 · 1k+ posts · 491 votes
    11y

    Thank you for sharing!

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