Top Ten Excuses(I’ve Gotten) For Not Making Mortgage Payment

[Don Konipol]

TOP TEN EXCUSES (I’VE GOTTEN) FOR NOT MAKING MORTGAGE PAYMENT

10. I thought my ex wife made the payment

9. I already made 12 payments last year

8. I’m thinking of selling the property

7. My dog needed his teeth cleaned

6. My tenant stopped paying the rent

5. I was out of town and didn’t have access to my finances

4. The bank froze my funds because I’m a vegetarian

3. I kinda sold the property and the guy who kinda bought it was kinda supposed to pay the

mortgage

2. The electric bill came in kinda sudden last month

1. I need to rebalance my checking account before I can consider paying any bills