Is our latest flip NEATO! or OH NO!??

[Amy Prosser]

The house we are buying has an honest-to-God 1950s backyard bomb shelter! Trying to figure out how to advertise this special feature when we go to sell. I don't want to promote TEOTWAWKI (the end of the world as we know it) Chic! Although with our current president, could be a real asset (mwah ha ha!).

I could emphasize the vintage aspect with a bistro table, martini glasses and an "I like Ike" poster. I guess "storm shelter" - we do get tornadoes here, and the house has no basement. Or possibly "Urban Prepper Paradise" lol. Any thoughts?