Rehab Humor

[Burt L.]

A married fellow was experiencing some difficulty with the master bedroom so he went to see the family doctor. The doctor replied that he could certainly remedy the situation, and to save the man the difficulty of seeing another doctor he would provide two separate estimates.

In the first estimate, the doctor showed how he could save the man a considerable sum by performing three simpler procedures for a total of $12K. But for the larger sum of 30K the doctor could perform a single more invasive, expeditious procedure. He suggested the man go home and discuss the estimates with his spouse. A week later the man returned and the doctor asked what they had decided. The man remarked that it was decided they are doing a makeover on the kitchen. No profanity, etc. was used in the making of this post.