$5 To The 1st Person Who Can Guess The First Name Of Our Vandal..

[Ryan Dossey]

We all joke that criminals are dumb... But this guy takes the cake. He literally wrote his name. The responding officer was like yep... We know who this is. Local highschooler who likes to B & E. This doesn't count as "proof" but we haven't had any issues since they dragged him in for a chat. 

Ps: Simplisafe for properties that are obviously vacant rules!