Overjoyed to find a bag of poop in our crawlspace

[Sunny Burns]

So today we were overjoyed to find a bag of poop in our basement. Why you might ask? Well a week ago we began noticing a smell emanating from the crawl space connected to our basement. We feared an expensive and toxic leaky sewer pipe. Now the real mystery is which contractor pooped in a bag and threw it into the deepest depths of our crawlspace? #CurbYourContractor