Let's pay the Summer Vacation Blame Game

[Peter Columnus]

While most of use haven't technically had a summer vacation since our school days, let's make a nice flowchart of rage, blaming small problems on bigger and bigger societal issues until we find the core of our problem, the ultimate cause of why the world is out to get us.

Come on, it's fun!

For example:

My foot hurts > Stubbed my toe > Poorly positioned barcalounger > I put the chair there > The outlet for my TV is too close to the wall, putting my chair in an awkward position > My house is old and wasn't built with widescreen TV's in mind > Widescreen TVs weren't invented earlier > The Devil.

See? It's fun!

Ok, I'll start:

I'm bored > Galactica's over and there's nothing good on > it's summer > can't spend summer at my timeshare > timeshares damned hard to sell > gas is too expensive to justify road trip > airlines shafting everyone > War making oil scarce > Bush Administration started the war > Cheney is in bush administration > The Devil.

Now you guys!