You know you're a real estate investor when...

[Timothy W.]

1. Your worth a million dollars and can't afford to buy a sandwich.

2. You tell your realtor to send you properties that smell like cat urine.

3. You have at least 5 unopened packages of white, walmart miniblinds waiting to be installed in the next property.

4. When your prospective tenant warns you that they think they have bad credit and after running their report you call them to see if they want to be a credit partner.

There's got to be more :lol: