YOUR BEST REAL ESTATE JOKE - SHARE A LAUGH FOR A MOMENT

[J. Martin]

Share your favorite real estate / economics / finance jokes, so we can a minute from our deal-making to put a smile on our faces..

BROKER JOKE. NO OFFENSE TO ANY BROKERS OUT THERE!

I'VE BEEN HAVING A TOUGH TIME DECIDING WHETHER THE MARKET IS GETTING TOO FROTHY, AND ASKED MY BROKER WHETHER HE THOUGHT THE MARKET WAS TOO HOT:

"IF THE MARKET'S DOWN, BUY!. IF THE MARKET'S HOT.....

 BUY NOW!!!!!!!!!! "

I know someone can beat that.. Let's hear it!!