On the lighter side, worth reading!

[Jerry V.]

Inflation in the US is so bad right now that…

- My friend received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

- McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

- A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

- A picture is now only worth 200 words.

- The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

- I called a car dealer to get the book value on my used car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty

And finally... (drum roll...)

- I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social security,

retirement funds, etc.,

I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal,

they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

(courtesy of  J's Roofing - Richardson, TX)