My hedge hog ate my wifi

[Brian Zaug]

I have a small notepad in my truck and I write down all the funny excuses, reasons and lies that tenants tell me.  
I was early to a meeting this morning and started reading them and had a great laugh.   That's what we all need right now....a good laugh.  

One of my favorites just happened earlier this month.  Tenant didn't submit rent.  I texted her on the 6th informing her that rent was late and she told me her Hedge Hog ate her wifi cord and she couldn't sent rent via cash app....lol.  I told her, "the lease states no pets allowed".   7 minutes later, her rent and late fee are submitted.

PM's, got any good ones?