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How to receive rent in this modern times & where to house deposit
Hey guys, is there a easy way to receive rents from tenants who have or may not have checking accounts. ? where would be best to keep rent/investment monies. Any Advise would be appreciated
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I still love that cash money. A thick, meaty wad of used twenties, heavy in my hot little hand and stinking of sin. So help me, I love it. I like to pull that wad out and hold it in my left, ostentatiously lick my right thumb, and count that money out, "Twenty, forty, uh-huh, uh-huh, a hundred, get it, yeah, get it, a hundred-eighty, two hundred, gimme, GIMME, two-sixty..." I like to do this in public places and stand very near women who look like they could be had as I do it.
I have a number of small, private pleasures like this.