Drug testing a tenant

[Ryan Wiebe]

Can you drug test a potential tenant during the screening process?

[Steve K.]

I’m glad you guys called me in on this conversation as the OP will obviously benefit greatly from my expert advice on this topic. Unfortunately, not even the best drug tests will tell you whether an applicant is sticking to cannabis cup winning strains or if they’re on the swag. However, if you sign up for my three day seminar I can teach you all the ways with which you can differentiate between a dirt weed smoking loser applicant and a highly productive, rent-remembering, exemplary member of society that will fill your unit with the citrusy-sweet relaxing aroma of top shelf strains like Super Lemon Haze. It’s an art, not a science so I can’t get into all the details here in one post, but I can guarantee that by the end of my three day course you will be able to tell within 4 minutes and 20 seconds whether your applicant is on the swag, the meth, the crank, the acid, the booze, the bath salts or the good stuff. This is achieved by asking a few key landlord-tenant handbook approved screening questions that I will reveal at the end of the course during an interactive role play session. Free McRibs for life to everybody who completes the seminar!