This one is for the books

[Neil Hastie]

After one day of occupancy tenant calls and says A/C is not very cold. Last tenant got the spring A/C while there and told me on exit that the A/C was cold enough to raise penguins. I went over and they complained that all the rooms were fine except the master bedroom. I brought a laser thermometer with me and pointed it at the ceiling vent. Reading 64 output, walls read 76. Went out the other rooms and the exact same reading on all rooms. I showed them the read out after ever sample. After the last reading the guy said.... "you can't rely on data its feelings that count and I feel warmer in the bedroom as I do in other rooms."   Oh I wanted to give him a funny answer but I just said "data doesn't lie" and left.