Contractor cleaning out property, found a head in a cooler!

[Dawn Anastasi]

I swear you can't make this stuff up!  My contractor was cleaning out a property today, and I get back from the store where I was buying garbage bags for him to use.  He said, "Come here, you have to see this." and leads me back by the garage where there's a couple Styrofoam coolers.

He said, "Open that one and look what I found." and points to one of the coolers.  I'm a little wary, so I ask, "Do I really want to?" and he said, "Just open it."

So I open the cooler and this is what I found:

It's "Deluxe" Debra sitting on top of a bag of charcoal!  (You know these were classy people when they spring for the "deluxe" version of a head versus the standard.)