Just hoping you find these as entertaining —I do

[Jane S.]

Disabled vet interested in renting my property. The ads say very clearly “no animals” but I ALWAYS have to ask. Cant people read??? Anyway he says I have a dog. I ask him what breed? He says “Great Dane. With protective habits.” Can you imagine, I wouldn't be able to enter the property for fear of an attack and the existing fence would not contain this giant. What if he puts the dog’s excretions down the toilet? There goes my sewer line … and my beautiful new floors …

Another applicant a man, with 2 adult sons. Sons have no credit score, no bank accounts, and no credit cards. “Just us 3 bachelors living it up” They need a maid not a rental. Dont know why he is enabling the sons to stay juvenile. Landlord probably happy to get them out. Oh and of course they have a dachsund, one of the crankiest ill-disciplined breeds

“Oh we need help we cant afford a motel any longer, 3 dogs, 2 cats, and a baby” My question: who eats first? (I thought it but didnt ask)

OK I dont need to be lectured on how I am “required” to accept “service” animals.

“Do you accept ITIN?” I didnt even know what it is. (Substitute for SSN when they can’t get an SSN.) When I asked if she had a rental history she said shes been living in the US for 15 years. I wrote that is plenty of time to get a SSN. No response.

Tell me your funny tenant stories! I could use a laugh or 2.

Tempted just to sell … but i worked SO d*** hard to remodel…