worst line you've ever seen in a listing?

[Aaron Hollingshead]

I'm a millennial (at least I think I am) and I saw an add this morning for a mostly ugly (though admittedly somewhat modern-looking) house where the listing's first line read, Millennial's Dream House!  I got a good chuckle out of it and looked at the photos out of curiosity - definitely not my dream house.   

I started thinking about how ridiculous that phrase was.  I thought it was tantamount to starting a listing like this...Old person's dream place.  No stairs, pink & yellow tile, shag carpet, floral wall paper padded toilet seats.  If you're about to die, you're gonna want to do it here! 

Okay, so admittedly that's not the WORST I've seen, but If found it amusing.  What's the worst, craziest, weirdest line you've seen in a listing?