That awkward moment when...

[Owen Dashner]

I have been talking with/helping a newer investor recently who has run into several weird situations.  He started off our conversation yesterday by saying, "So, I just had this homeless guy try to wholesale me a house for 30 grand".  I start laughing and then we started talking about other funny/weird/awkward situations that have happened over the years in real estate investing.  I need a good laugh - fellow investors, what is your best strange but true story?