What's you best War Story

[Cameron Skinner]

Mine has to be when I rented to the manger of the Bottle Stoper, a local bar whose moto is "if you don't have a gun or a knife will issue one at the door." I was young and dumb at the time and she showed up with 4 months rent in advance in cash.  Neighbors started calling about odor coming from the home. Tenant refused to let us in, finally found out after cops we're call on domestic issue they were keeping thier deceased grandfather in the garage so they could keep getting his social security checks.  We literally had to rip up the carpet and bleach the concrete to try and get the smell out.  After several weeks it still smelled so bad my wife made me crawl up in the attic just to make sure they didn't have grandma stuffed up there too.   Let's see if anyone can beat that!