Self Storage- Who is Sam XXXX?

[Henry Clark]

I love self storage. Love the hunt.  Although we are self service, we still touch the human race.

Driving home tonight.  Got a call from the Sheriffs office.  Wasn’t at my house.  They were dropping off a witness subpoena.   Small town USA, told them I would stop by the Sheriff's  office so they could serve me.  Some trial State versus Sam XXXX.  We have never had a tenant by that name.  Don’t recognize him. 

Fly out 15th.  Subpoena is for the 16th.  Small town USA.  My attorney is also the county attorney.  The district judge was the Boy Scout master who I was an assistant with.  Have to see if I can still go to Belize and get out of the trial.  Some punk I don’t know stealing my time.

99% of self storage is great.