Help me spend $500k!

[Brian Murphy]

Hi BP:

I am new to real estate and I have a war chest to spend. I've been reading and listening about real estate for about a year and feel ready to put a plan into place. But, before I do, I want to hear your thoughts... Help me BP, you are my only hope! 

Little about me:

I have about 500k in cash. I'm 33, no debt, and my credit score is 750+. I work in tech and have a great job but want to move into passion areas (writing fiction), hence the desire to build passive income. 

Question, how do I retire on 100k/year in 2 years? What would you do? 

Thank you BP!

-Brian