Comic Relief - I can't believe this call

[Kimberly H.]

Ok, guys!  You know I'm currently interviewing potential tenants....

Mr. Potential - I know you looking for a 600 credit score and former landlord referrals.

Me: Well, if there's anything in your background that doesn't meet the requirements it's best you save your $39.

Mr . Potential - Ummm, well I'm taking my current landlord to court, because he promised to fix things and didn't do it and I've only been here for 6 months.  Prior to that. I had to leave that place because the rats ate a hole in the walls and we couldn't stay there.  I left that lease early as well.

Me - You can certainly complete the application, but if you feel like you don't meet the requirements, it might be best to continue your search.

Mr. Potential - Well, my credit is not great, but can I please still view the property you are right next to the zoo and my kids are tired of us moving every year for the last 3 years.

DUH! - No need to waste your $39.00.

I can't stop laughing...