Question on yellow letters

[Jerryll Noorden]

So I see every one asking what to write on a yellow letter so I won't.

Howevr I will ask a question about it coming from the other end.

Every guru, swears by it and recommends it,  write 

I want to

$ BUY $

your house.....

Me personally I find this cheese and not genuine. I would not write a letter like this?!

Also, if this is what everyone does, and they receive more letters, it is obvious you are not genuine.

So I know what you will say.. then don't do it. Write it how you feel it should.

If that were the case I wouldn't write a yellow letter at all. I MUCH prefer a colorful cool witty cliver post card. Yet everyone knows the rate is under 3% with post cards.

I am stuck and confused. I don't want to sit here and write 894 letters feeling that I would never really write such a letter if it was up to me.

What do you all think? ANy success stories with the $ BUY $ method?