My LLC is "Herr Property Management LLC" Didn't like my last name on my business card and I don't like explaining at networking things that I don't manage other people's properties (thought I was going to go that route when I picked the name) I'd like to do business under a different name, but keep the LLC name unchanged for simplicity sake.

Last month, I came across a blog explaining about holistic or biological dentist ( http://www.rootsonwhytedental.com/blog/general-category/what-is-a-holistic-dentist/ ).

It was not in Greeley but Boulder County which could explain it.

That would qualify according to your explaination correct??

Your agent should go over these with you and explain them.  

Can someone explain to me why this is a bad deals?

If they are looking for a cash only deal then there are a few ways to work around that and I'll be more than happy to explain.

I would not seek a private lender first, but would talk to a bank and explain your strategy.

I know, and I wouldn't be objecting if it was just the account transfer thing.

See this as a great opportunity you can talk to your mortgage company and explain your situation, I am pretty sure they would rather have you rent out the home and pay your mortgage regularly than foreclosing because you could not pay.