I need something that works on a cellular system because a power outage would obviously kill my wireless internet.

They hack into our internet services, the routers, cell phones, reroute the emails, texts, messages and phone calls to their server to gain personal financial information by intercepting financial transactions!

It looks like I can only get them new on the internet and they run about $700 total.

Making money in this business is not rocket science, but it certainly is not easy and it certainly will not just fall in your lap after viewing some properties on the Internet expecting to be a middle man.

Interesting word choice....Corporate cogs are the ones who make your smartphone/tablet/laptop and internet access possible.  

I am not an attorney and I don't play one on the internet.

I do not count lawn care, pool care, or internet, since I'd have to pay for those if I lived by myself.

I’m a journeyman  carpenter and I always try to tell people that we live in the best time ever for learning to do things because of the internet and YouTube.

Use the internet (google, biz buy sell websites etc ) and network. 

The reason you should skip the education is because the information they would teach you is likely already on the internet.