I would agree with the blown-in, it's not that cheap but it beats the rip-off, locating the screws isn't going to work, if you are doing it youself, and no labor cost, it might make sense, but remember, it's material vs time, I would just rip it off instead of locating screws.

And I read your longer list and will say  personal liability umbrellas may be cheap if you can get them. 

And they are cheap compared to most new cars.

I just picked up a new Mac Book Pro with Retina display very CHEAP from a guy that owed me some cash.

Should be able to just upgrade the box for fairly cheap (100-150 if you do it yourself).  

A bigger company like ours could finish a 30k project without taking a draw, however what makes a client think that they are entitled for us to finance their rehab when they are paying dirt cheap?

You will probably be closer to 40K all in with an older rehabbed home on cheap land.  

I get free domains and cheap hosting at justhost.com, put WordPress site together, and just have a video that talks about rent to own. 

Cheap. 

Yes what you get for 200 to 300 is cheap but you get what you pay for.If these are medium to lower income tenants and not an affluent type area then handmade cabinets and a granite top I do not see it adding value.Medium to lower income tenants tend to "live hard" in a property.