Is it any coincedense that Fanny Mae and other underwriters policies require a reserve bank account for those with more than 4 properties under mortgage?

Then somebody told me the Fed is currently pumping about $50billion/mo. to Fannie mae & HUD!

Fannie Mae doesn't care about rental history so and Freddie Mac does. 

Most 1 to 4 residential loans are delivered to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

Two days a week isn't going to fly.Fannie Mae has a program for "second homes" that could work for your scenario, if you tweak it a little bit. 90% LTV, SFR only.

What most banks lend and what loan type most investors try to use is what is called "Conventional" money - money governed by Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac (if you recognize those agencies).  

Fannie Mae offers a great one called Homeview. 

Are you looking for a more traditional finance method or would you consider something that allows you to keep more liquidity even if it's not a Freddie Mae/Fannie Mac type loan? 

Lifecos are all using interest rate floors, but they are not sure where to set the floors.Agencies are wide open - Both Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are focused on liquidity and stability.

Fannie Mae: With good credit etc, often times 2 years does the trick to get a 1 year calculation of income.